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    1. bosco‏ @selentelechia 26 Aug 2020

      so there is a dilemma I almost said "I have a dilemma" but really nobody is claiming ownership here when I got my senior pictures done (hs), my mom paid for a package+signed a waiver letting the photographer use my pics on his website the package included some extras

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    2. bosco‏ @selentelechia 26 Aug 2020

      one extra was an Extremely Large print of one of my photos we didn't quite realize How large it would be so we were a little surprised when we got it guys this is like a 2'×3' print of my face

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    3. bosco‏ @selentelechia 26 Aug 2020

      mom had no idea what to do with it she didn't want to put it on the wall -- I'd be the only kid with a Giant headshot and pictures of that size would have been a little...out of place with the rest of the decor

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    4. bosco‏ @selentelechia 26 Aug 2020

      so every time I visit, mom asks if I want the damn photo the goddamn poster-sized headshot of me, age 17, looking vaguely grumpy through a feigned smile *I* don't want it *she* doesn't want it she occasionally threatens to foist it on partners but none of them wanted it

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    5. bosco‏ @selentelechia 26 Aug 2020

      I doubt @eigenrobot wants it either but she can't get rid of it she spent a bit of money on the senior photos bc she wanted them to be more special than hers were I didn't care but she really did

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    6. bosco‏ @selentelechia 26 Aug 2020

      and even though it was Extra and we have plenty of prints of various sizes left from that session (including a very normal school-picture-sized print in a lovely frame) well, she grew up poor and doesn't want to just *trash* the thing

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    7. bosco‏ @selentelechia 26 Aug 2020

      I could take it and act like I was gonna keep it but then she'd ask and I'd have to be honest and then she would be sad and say "but we paid for that" so at this point the thing has been living in her closet for years

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    8. bosco‏ @selentelechia 26 Aug 2020

      I should actually take a look and see if it's picked up any ambient magical properties some Dorian Gray shit might be neat unfortunately if anything it probably just has the curse of making anyone who gazes upon it vaguely unsettled

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    9. bosco‏ @selentelechia 26 Aug 2020

      perhaps I will have to steal it and dispose of it in a proper ritualistic fashion taking recommendations

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 26 Aug 2020
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      Give it to me I am making a Golem

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        2. bosco‏ @selentelechia 26 Aug 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          ok but you can't fuck it

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        3. Raymond‏ @rfinz 26 Aug 2020
          Replying to @selentelechia @eigenrobot

          hide it behind some drywall

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        1.  👩🏻‍💻‏ @DanielleFong 26 Aug 2020
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          this qualifies as something cool

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