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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 21 Aug 2020

      are you in a good headspace to receive an infohazard

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 21 Aug 2020

      well anyway if you work in tech a bunch of your coworkers are on this site under their real names and you can see who they're following

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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 21 Aug 2020

      you don't need to search for them but you probably will

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    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 21 Aug 2020

      you'll first be relieved by the gentle mundanity of these follow lists but soon horror will overwhelm you as you realize how fucking weird you are and how youd be hard pressed to communicate the texture of your internal life to the majority of people with whom you interact daily

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 21 Aug 2020

      if they were to see through your paper-thin guise they would not even try to comprehend you they would swat you with no more heed than they pay a mosquito you realize you are a painted bird you are not safe here, not in this world

      4:59 PM - 21 Aug 2020
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        1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 21 Aug 2020

          how are Fridays going kings

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        1. OK_Cool1‏ @Cool1Ok 21 Aug 2020
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          Some good sentences in this one!

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        1. Last Of The Blackguards‏ @PoetWithoutSoul 21 Aug 2020
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          Pfffffft, I've figured this out years ago. ...I still looked up some of my coworkers from my last internship out of curiosity though. One dude was following like a hundred breweries/bars/etc in my area

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        2. xzwoe‏ @xzwoe 21 Aug 2020
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          You're being overdramatic. You're not that different from your coworkers you just have a weird hobby

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 21 Aug 2020
          Replying to @xzwoe

          I have more than 20x the number of followers my VP does irl he could kill me by looking at me the wrong way very disconcerting

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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 21 Aug 2020

          pic.twitter.com/szjKTxZnTL

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        2. Touchmycow‏ @touchmycow 21 Aug 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          No ones ever gotten me, you get used to the loneliness. Tbh id be terrified if someone did

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        3. Touchmycow‏ @touchmycow 21 Aug 2020
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          Man that was pretentious as fuck

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        1. Sirsfurther‏ @sirsfurther 21 Aug 2020
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          It's lucky my paper-thin guise is ironclad.

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