if u could reduce ur romantic jealousy to only an abstract level, as tho it were happening to someone else (no monkey's paw shenanigans), would u? a- yes! wanna bang? b- no! keep ur grubby paws off my emotions! c- no! jealousy for lack of a better word is good d- already there
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@QiaochuYuan)! would you become pansexual to increase pool of potential partners for a greater shot at romantic and sexual fulfillment? a-yes! b-no! keep your grubby paws off my attractions! c-no! i'll not be done kind of deviated prevert! d-pan and proud!2 replies 0 retweets 2 likesShow this thread -
would u push a button that would reduce the # of people toward whom u are attracted by 50% (based on an arbitrary physical characteristic)? a-yes! i aspire to be more arbitrary & picky! b-yes! make me ace-maybe i'll finally finish war & peace! b-no! are u leotarded? d-wait...
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would u press a button to experience compersion (direct pleasure in ur partners' pleasure) knowing that would likely increase the incentive toward nonmonogamy? a-yes! more pleasure for me/thee! b-already there, bucko c-no! grubby paws, etc. d-i wanna change my jealousy answer
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would u be ok w nonmonogamy if ur partner only sleeps w less skilled, less attractive lovers of lower social status only when u can't be around? a-no! though i appreciate your attempt to control for insecurity b-no! my partner(s) deserve peak sex c-yes! i feel better now d-gfy
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i'm new to this trollish poll thing.
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I actually found it hard to answer past the first one owing to my delicious monogamy
could answer for a past life I did unsuccessfully make an attempt at bihacking which is kind of like this
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Science (tm) appreciates the boost. regardless, please continue to enjoy the deliciousness...
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