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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 18 Aug 2020

      eigenrobot Retweeted Kyle Hooten

      in fairly dumb but personally good news remember how I was worried about my mom kinda going off the deep end apparently this recently happened in her remote exurb and uh well shes no longer into left politicshttps://twitter.com/KyleHooten2/status/1294753605082402816 …

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      Kyle HootenVerified account @KyleHooten2
      This is Democrat John Thompson, campaigning for State House in district 67A in St. Paul. He just told a crowd to "burn down [the city of] Hugo." pic.twitter.com/8B7jTadpHV
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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 18 Aug 2020

      overall I would judge having your parties candidates march into a city and threaten on film to burn it to be a poor electoral strategy

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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 18 Aug 2020

      heres the full video from @UR_Ninja the first thirty seconds are incredibly worth listening too archetypal minneapolis woman trying her best to sound Hard through a thick upstate accent and you know what bless her hearthttps://youtu.be/GsEeYFDlKXc 

      6 replies 2 retweets 59 likes
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    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 18 Aug 2020

      ". . . that they can just live here and just not acknowledge what's going on, with their barbeque, and their beer, and they shake their head, and you know--and we can come to your house too, we can slide on over and come to your house too, it [heroic stretching] aint no thing"pic.twitter.com/e5upr8z4qm

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    5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 18 Aug 2020

      she says "bitch" later and its utterly adorable I could listen to this Lena all day

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 18 Aug 2020

      you have to understand I grew up in a town where everyone spoke like this all the time its getting rarer even in the twin cities and I only occasionally hear it when I go home but this is full force Bemidji trying real hard to sound Compton and i am beside myself

      7:46 PM - 18 Aug 2020
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      • Translocated Eugene Nicks, State Line Crosser Recently Converted Ronanist N Minervas Muse stupid twitt account Blood & Thunder ur Isionshyproper
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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 18 Aug 2020
          Replying to @_BlackBoxBrain_

          Hahahaha nawww I had no idea about you either power brother ✊

          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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        1. HMS Reepicheep‏ @HMSReepicheep 18 Aug 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          “And my bridge club, you better believe we come correct.” It’s hilarious but genuinely fascinating at the same time.

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        2. Justin‏ @jdietz224 18 Aug 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          You’re from Minnesota??? 🥰🥰

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 19 Aug 2020
          Replying to @jdietz224

          BROTHER

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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 19 Aug 2020
          Replying to @floriangrosberg

          I think it's unlikely but if it does the riots are the reason

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        1. random_scrub‏ @random_scrub 18 Aug 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Oh geez. You’re makin me miss the homeland here, doncha know. I grew up in the burbs, but much of my family was far enough out of the metro that I can’t hear that accent without getting homesick. I now want to eat lefse and tell Sven and Ole jokes...

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        1. flat earth enthusiast‏ @logic_denier 18 Aug 2020
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          i’ve been jokingly affecting the accent on purpose to make my wife mad. it comes back when i’m back in my rural hometown.

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        1. Eugene Nicks, State Line Crosser‏ @WhiteComplicity 19 Aug 2020
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          Fargo, the TV show, is set in Minnesota, and the juxtaposition of the accent and the violence is half of what makes the show work.

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