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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 15 Aug 2020

    eigenrobot Retweeted Dexter Paz, Eggnog Esotericist

    oh right related is there anything money market or CD-like thats generating yield right now seems unlikely but thought id ask Opened my first savings account in '90 and im still bitter about not being able to earn 5%https://twitter.com/TLEPaz/status/1294669276314578944 …

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    Dexter Paz, Eggnog Esotericist @TLEPaz
    Recommend a stonk or stonks you'd dabble in if you have 20-30 dollars laying around. And I don't want to hear "Bitcoin" from a single one of you, that's a different fund.
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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 15 Aug 2020
        Replying to @PereGrimmer

        oooof wondered about marcus

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      2. 𒀭Bryce Laliberte‏ @ne0agent1c 15 Aug 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        but robot, you support the central bank policies that destroy the opportunity for the average person to gain interest on their savings

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 15 Aug 2020
        Replying to @ne0agent1c

        sort of

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      2. Chris Allen • NYC-DSA  🌹 Mises Caucus‏ @bitemyapp 15 Aug 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        not really but index funds are cool

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 15 Aug 2020
        Replying to @bitemyapp

        yeah I use those for other things tho

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      2. blissfully married srav‏ @thesravaka 15 Aug 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        you can always buy tips or medium treasuries. at the current yields, the risk of anything similar probably isn't worth the .01% yield you gain.

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      3. crankycatcoder‏ @crankycatcoder 15 Aug 2020
        Replying to @thesravaka @eigenrobot

        tips I've looked at recently have been trading at negative yields.

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      2. Lucre Snooker‏ @LucreSnooker 15 Aug 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Barclays and Purepoint are both at 0.8% for savings account, likely close to the best you can get for a very low-risk asset. EE savings bonds are guaranteed to double in 20yrs for an implied yield of ~3.5%-ish but the catch is you have to actually hold them for the whole 20 yrs

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      3. IH@T3Tw1tt3r‏ @IHT3Tw1tt3r1 15 Aug 2020
        Replying to @LucreSnooker @eigenrobot

        Slightly better current rates at fitness bank (1.05), but you have to give them access to your fitbit. if you go looking for a rewards checking account, you can currently get like 2.5 on your first 50k or so, but you need 10ish debit card transactions / mo

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