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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Aug 2020

      has your mail been fucked up lately

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Aug 2020

      genuinely curious im getting stuff at what seems to be a good clip and im ordering a lot 🤔

      10:43 PM - 13 Aug 2020
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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Aug 2020

          if trump did actually destroy the post offices ability to deliver mail all the bad things that would happen from that aside thats a pretty solid flex like trump "no mail in voting usps is unreliable" dems "no usps is great youll see" trump "lol endogeneity bitches"

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Aug 2020

          i hope everyone has learned a valuable lesson about relying on institutions controlled by their enemies

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        2. Technocrat of Organized Chaos‏ @Westphalite 13 Aug 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          DUDE

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        3. Technocrat of Organized Chaos‏ @Westphalite 13 Aug 2020
          Replying to @Westphalite @eigenrobot

          I used EXPRESS MAIL to deliver vital documents to Washington which is only 2 hours away and it’s MIA and now I’m freaking out

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        1. Marc “Except You, You're All Right” Whipple‏ @WhippleMarc 13 Aug 2020
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          So far so good, but the rate at which people get the books I send them has been extremely inconsistent.

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        1. Anna‏ @DistractedAnna 13 Aug 2020
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          Was waiting for checks (refund from kid’s school trip, and an insurance reimbursement) and it took much longer than expected. My mom is in rural NM and gets prescriptions through the mail, had delays on that and had to beg the dr for a partial prescription to fill in person

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        1. Sly Tea Jar‏ @JayGSlater 13 Aug 2020
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          USPS: mail truck arrives at the same time as always. No delays/lost parcels. UPS: truck now arrives at 7pm instead of 3pm. FedEx: has, since the start of COVID, twice delayed Blue Apron packages to the point that they were no longer edible.

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        1. absurdistfool‏ @AbsurdistFool 13 Aug 2020
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          it's mostly been the last leg that's been screwed up for me, stuff getting put in the wrong mailbox etc. at a much higher rate than usual

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        1. Vikram Bath‏ @vikrambath1 14 Aug 2020
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          Vikram Bath Retweeted Weijia Jiang

          I haven’t noticed any changes, but the Postal Service itself is saying stuff like this https://twitter.com/weijia/status/1294299730026127362?s=21 …https://twitter.com/weijia/status/1294299730026127362 …

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          Weijia JiangVerified account @weijia
          The @USPS is sending letters to some states warning mail-in ballots may not be delivered in time to be counted in the Presidential election because their deadlines are too tight. So far @CBSNews has confirmed Pennsylvania, Nevada, and Michigan—all critical swing states.
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