Oh god I would love to be called as a witness and asked what the truth means I would pay for this opportunity I would hope it would be nationally televisedhttps://twitter.com/cfarivar/status/1293627878878273537 …
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eigenrobot Retweeted Cyrus Farivar
Oh god I would love to be called as a witness and asked what the truth means I would pay for this opportunity I would hope it would be nationally televisedhttps://twitter.com/cfarivar/status/1293627878878273537 …
eigenrobot added,
"I made sure to take exactly the set of substances that would maximize my ability to convey the truth to this Court. Pray continue."pic.twitter.com/gvt3nsDG7j
I'm not entirely sure but I think I might be able to bait the examining attorney into telling me what he scored on his LSAT
75th percentile lsat for the lawyer’s law school is 159 Can troll him by asking “did you score over 150,” he gets angry and says of course, then ask “did you score over 165” and he says “I don’t have to answer that”
"I took the LSAT after playing WoW all night. Didn't sleep a wink. Would you like to know my score?"
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