Oh god I would love to be called as a witness and asked what the truth means I would pay for this opportunity I would hope it would be nationally televisedhttps://twitter.com/cfarivar/status/1293627878878273537 …
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eigenrobot Retweeted Cyrus Farivar
Oh god I would love to be called as a witness and asked what the truth means I would pay for this opportunity I would hope it would be nationally televisedhttps://twitter.com/cfarivar/status/1293627878878273537 …
eigenrobot added,
Have you not been called in for jury duty before? You'd love (to hate?) the questions the judge and lawyers will ask you during voir dire. It's fun to watch them squirm when you start talking about jury nullification.
every question has an obvious "right" answer, which ensures that juries consist entirely of simps, i.e. "would you deliver a guilty verdict per the judge's jury instructions, even if you were morally opposed to the punishment or the law itself"
"While I respect the judges authority within its narrow confines I did swear before God and Man to obey @selentelechia and I cannot abandon that oath"
last time i did voir dire they asked what newspapers folks read (it was related to Seattle running stings on Johns, so they wanted to know if folks read The Stranger)
"I get most of my news from drug users on twitter"
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