billionaires literally need to hire bodyguards to protect them round the clock from assault by the non-billionaire majority
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people are now angrily replying to top tweet they will all learn the lesson my ex did so many years ago
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That the only way to argue with you when you're like this is with blunt objects? <3
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no the only way to beat him at this is to be funnier and more surprising very challenging
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I remember the first time I really loosened up around him when we started dating spent the evening roasting the hell out of him the look on his face was one of utter delight
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I just knew you had it in you and I was so glad to see it come out!
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Things seems like they've been dumb today for sure :( Hope the net effect is good on your side at least
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That sounds wonderful :)
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