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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 12 Jan 2020

      eigenrobot Retweeted Blavity News

      this seems like a functional civil servicehttps://twitter.com/Blavity/status/1216049718163316736?s=19 …

      eigenrobot added,

      Blavity NewsVerified account @Blavity
      A Texas police officer, who was fired for giving a sandwich full of feces to a homeless man, won his job back http://bit.ly/2Ty6YMi  pic.twitter.com/XWaq695D85
      3 replies 6 retweets 53 likes
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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 5 Feb 2020

      eigenrobot Retweeted Alex Tabarrok

      OI MATE WHERES YOUR TILE LAYING LOISENCEhttps://twitter.com/ATabarrok/status/1225283219966320640?s=19 …

      eigenrobot added,

      Alex Tabarrok @ATabarrok
      What a jerk. No homeowner complained. These were "sting" operations that encouraged a house painter to also lay some tile and then arrested the handyperson for not having a tile laying occ. license. https://twitter.com/HCSOSheriff/status/1224710945911558147 …
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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Feb 2020

      MOTHER FUCKING COPS every fucking time remember the polio vaccination thing in Pakistan godfuckingdammit just splutteringhttps://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2020/02/28/coronavirus-meth-police-hoax/ …

      2 replies 6 retweets 52 likes
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    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 1 Mar 2020

      moar cop's ahoy are senior homes in your state permitting GAMBLING?? and not just blackjack and craps--CHARITY BINGO?!! and led for some reason(???) by a DRAG QUEEN?!! never fear cop's will clean up your town and make old ladies cryhttps://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/that-drag-queen-charity-bingo-is-so-dangerous-its-a-felony/ …

      2 replies 1 retweet 28 likes
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    5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 6 May 2020

      eigenrobot Retweeted

      just fuck em https://twitter.com/AgoristMick/status/1258095702275526656?s=19 …

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    6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 7 May 2020

      eigenrobot Retweeted Andy McCarthy

      stares directly at camerahttps://twitter.com/AndrewCMcCarthy/status/1258154195104018432?s=19 …

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      Andy McCarthyVerified account @AndrewCMcCarthy
      I actually wore a bandana covering my face, nose down, to go to the bank today. Whole time I'm thinking, 'I've convicted people on less evidence than this ...'
      3 replies 4 retweets 92 likes
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    7. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 15 Jul 2020

      eigenrobot Retweeted crypt

      broke: put trans people with birth sex in jail joke: put trans ppl with identified sex in jail Woke I Guess:https://twitter.com/nmgrm/status/1283451769301991425?s=19 …

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      crypt @nmgrm
      la county force fed a male teen in juvenile hall 30 doses of estradiol because he had moderately high tested t levels, and he grew breasts pic.twitter.com/CAGrZ1uQN8
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    8. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 24 Jul 2020

      eigenrobot Retweeted New York Daily News

      worried about police reform reducing the rate at which cops murder guys selling loosies? BE AT EASE prosecutor's are cops toohttps://twitter.com/NYDailyNews/status/1286457767729991680?s=19 …

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      Cops shouldn’t fear accidentally breaking the city’s new anti-chokehold law because no city district attorney will prosecute them, the NYPD’s Chief of Department told a closed-door meeting of police brass. https://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/ny-nypd-chief-blows-up-says-cops-shouldnt-be-afraid-of-diaphragm-law-20200724-tu5pnvxggbftpceny2447k7hpi-story.html …
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    9. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 6 Aug 2020

      eigenrobot Retweeted Siraj Hashmi

      I don't even have anything glib for this one Reported document leak describing the internal police gangs in LA Playful cliques like the Banditos and the Executioners, and one that allegedly requires breaking an inmate's bones for initiationhttps://twitter.com/SirajAHashmi/status/1291094965809033216?s=19 …

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      Siraj HashmiVerified account @SirajAHashmi
      This story is bonkers. According to docs obtained by the LA Times, there are a handful of secret deputy groups operating inside the LA Sheriff's Dept, which conduct their business in violent, intimidating ways much like street gangs https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2020-08-04/sheriff-deputy-clique-payouts …
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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 6 Aug 2020
      Replying to @st_boniface_axe

      Yeah 😔 Bad fuckin news

      6:30 AM - 6 Aug 2020
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