*heavy sigh from other couch*
me: everything ok
@selentelechia: I just remembered we're having a baby girl! I had FORGOTTEN for a few minutes!!
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Replying to @eigenrobot @selentelechia
pretty heavy, not surprised it pushed the air out of her
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I like how
@eigenrobot is casually like OTHER COUCH as if to say I AM SO RICH THAT I CAN AFFORD TO HAVE MULTIPLE COUCHES WITHIN A SINGLE LARGE ROOM where we belch sighs about babies like this is the goddamn angry beavers hideout1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes -
Replying to @BecomingCritter @ntaverna and
I mean theyre Ikea couches and one is a love seat really
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You dirty devils you, already nicknamed the couch in honor of the child huh
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I guarantee the baby was not conceived on the couches
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Oh I get it now
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