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A little brain is growing inside of me. I'm growing a brain. I am a Garden.
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6. "What if I mistake its first kicks for gas? That seems disrespectful."
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7. >What if I get FAT? >Don't worry. If you get fat we'll lock you in a room--or, not lock exactly, just put you inside and shrink the entrance until you won't be able to leave until you've lost weight, and-- >Just tell me I'm Pretty >Let me get to the moving wall of spikes!
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@selentelechia won't let me post this one but I assure you it was a banger2 replies 1 retweet 94 likesShow this thread -
9. She has developed pregnancy dietary whim's "All I want is sugar. But I need to wait for froyo, and I don't know when froyo is happening. This is hard. I am struggling. I am having emotions about frozen yogurt."
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10. Started reading this list of Merovingian queen names out loud to her as potentials for a girl in what I thought was good humor and she burst into tears :c Reassured her that really no she doesn't need to defend her dislike of Radegund and that helpedhttps://twitter.com/ArthurB/status/1285015367031521280?s=19 …
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@Thinkwert for finding appropriate pictures for each of us to poast with this Announcement
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looks to be a girl btw that will make four (4) demanding women in this house turns out I'm into that
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Any advice I had a sudden horrified realization I do not understand anything about feminine life trajectories
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if she takes after me she'll be fine my parents tried to give me a kid friendly book about sex when I was like 7 and I handed it back saying "I'm not old enough for this"
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