Eigenrobot presents: Shitty Monster Manual Creatures
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no cr? how can this be truly shitty without cr?
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I thought it would be a Karen. Specialized shriek attack which produces paralysis for to turns but will prove a berserker attack in 1/8 of fighter class players in each turn.
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Two. GD it.
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Autogithyphile (CN humanoid) Twice per day can cast dominate person, but only on itself. 10% chance per day of having a tweet go viral. If down to less than half its hit points will threaten to kill itself which has a 50% chance of summoning allies (use summon monster V).
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Inspirational reading: http://www.headinjurytheater.com/article73.htm
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I'm guessing this is already in the monster manual for Dungeons and Discourse. http://dresdencodak.com/2006/12/03/dungeons-and-discourse/ …
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sadly the guy who did that has not aged well :(
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