College advisors are people who got jobs as college advisors after graduating. This is not a bad gig but it's not what most students have in mind as Success. Professors are mostly people who are professors got their academic jobs in a much better academic academic market.
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I did my best to steer students in the right direction. I encouraged them to learn to code, I begged them to get internships, if they seemed cut out for grad school I warned them about /that/ (another enchilada entirely) But mostly these students were hosed
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Like--tens of thousands in debt for a so-so degree, not cut out for grad school--I don't know where they ended up, mostly. I really tried, even in class: "Here are the things you need to do to get an entry analyst job." I'd guess maybe a handful followed up on it.
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I think many of them were there because it was Expected, not because they wanted to learn my shit, and not because they had any kind of plan for what to do next. And you know, thirty or fifty years ago, maybe that cut it. It really doesn't now but do their parents know?
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UMC parents have an inkling if they're connected. Maybe. In the big coastal cities, in tech, sure. Everyone else, no way. Universities have no incentive to publicize this. They're /delighted/ to take the tuition and lead a generation into debt slavery
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And if you're not plugged into to get the lowdown on the True Path--if your last memory of college was out of the eighties--God forbid, if you never went to college yourself--there's no way you're going to be in a position to give good advice. But how would you know that?
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I'm not sympathetic to children of the Upper West Side murdering each other for NYT internships, but they are not the median case. Median case is probably something like a gen 2 Hispanic kid burning his proud parent's life savings and taking debt for a worthless degree.
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Anyway, burn down campuses and salt the earth. This system is distilled Lawful Evil.
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It's really shit. -_- I had some friends who I think were your age--eg, one with an English degree who got work at a startup doing QA, and eventually pivoted into management. I think she's doing well.
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Startups are (were?) solid if you can make it in, work your ass off, get a resume line or two, and pivot up. Just having any experience helps. I don't know what postings are like right now, though. :(
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Replying to @eigenrobot @Morgan_Anastasi
There's a very narrow pipe to getting into corporate in the way most people want directly, but outside of that it's a lot of opportunism--get the best thing you can and always keep your eyes open for how to leverage it into something better
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The problem with this is that it's less "here are three tricks and you're golden" and much more situational, so hard to advise around -_-
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