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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 26 Jul 2020

      21. Leonard Cohen So talented, so sweet, so sad. Deep waters move in his music. 'Hallelujah' is his best known song but this is my favorite, his elegy for Janis Joplin and for a time in America Still mad they gave that Nobel to Dylan instead of Cohen.https://youtu.be/TmafgZcoXlQ 

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 26 Jul 2020

      22. Diatoms What the hell? These exist? And they're ALIVE? And they're plants that are EVERYWHERE? Diatoms! What the hell!!pic.twitter.com/PJtPv6ZNAr

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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 26 Jul 2020

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      23. Lazy Rivers! I'm going to move some of our stuff to storage to make room for baby furniture, then come back and have a beer and some burgers and watch the sun set, and reminisce about a Summer Past when @liminal_warmth got plastered on a lazy river.https://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1059224644149018626 …

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      let me tell you of the worlds best thing, the Lazy River basically you get a 3mi slow moving and shallow (2'-4' deep) river segment rent inner tubes and get another one with a mesh center to float a cooler full of liquor then ride tubes down the river drinking with your pals
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    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 26 Jul 2020

      24. @Nelsonsscoop of Stillwater, MN Nelson's is the ideal ice cream shop form. You will like it! It's just a little shop on a corner with dozens of flavors The last time I visited my then-girlfriend paid $1.50 for a "small" ice cream cone as big as her head on a hot summer daypic.twitter.com/i6wkjRChVV

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    5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 26 Jul 2020

      25. I don't know what this is but I love it You don't have to watch for the whole hour but it's shockingly easy to do sohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YItIK09bpKk …

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    6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 26 Jul 2020

      26. @magichat #9 When I lived in Richmond, VA this was my go-to beer in the summer I didn't have air conditioning, so I'd come home and strip to my boxers and drink a few of these while I played Starcraft 2 Magical memories from an otherwise hard time in my lifepic.twitter.com/oSdVShMGIU

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    7. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 26 Jul 2020

      27. Helping people out Helping people out is one of the coolest things you can do. We are a prosocial race! You get to feel good and they get to feel good and you both win a deepened friendship. Titus understood this, and being Helpful is the third point of the Scout Law.pic.twitter.com/22GcBb24eS

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    8. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 26 Jul 2020

      28. One really good thing to do is to record little video messages for your kids when you haven't even met them yet and give the recordings to the kids when they're older so even when you're gone they can hear you say how much you've always loved them.

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    9. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 26 Jul 2020

      29. Hearing faint music from a distance When you hear music at night, coming from just outside your sight, it's really wonderful--you know that nearby there are people having a good time in each other's company, and even if you don't say hello you get to share in their delight

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    10. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 27 Jul 2020

      30. The Last Unicorn Mostly the book which is really a pearl. It's beautiful, integrated Kegan 5 fantasy. There is however a Rankin Bass movie and *checks notes* Jeff Bridges voices Lir?! Apparently he loved the book too Respect, Dude https://smile.amazon.com/dp/0451450523/ pic.twitter.com/R8qhtOSNCe

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Jul 2020

      31. Badinage with your sweetie One of the best things to do at any time is Bants, and it's even better when it's with someone you're in love with Endless hours of fun and a healthy part of a foundation for a life togetherpic.twitter.com/WvIweJY9K4

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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Jul 2020

          32. Standing in front of an industrial fan naked when it's hot (Not pictured)

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Jul 2020

          33. The Columbian Exchange Can you imagine a world without chocolate, tobacco, corn on the cob, or potatoe? That was everyone in Eurasia for most of history! No potato, only rock. 1493 is a great book partly about how the New World changed the Oldpic.twitter.com/6o4xmAJ1Jf

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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Jul 2020

          A series of tweets about boys being boys

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