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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Jul 2020

      eigenrobot Retweeted Aella

      Aella poll fails to specify the cause of the five year life expectancy decrease Lets consider some optionshttps://twitter.com/Aella_Girl/status/1287963387419193345 …

      eigenrobot added,

      AellaVerified account @Aella_Girl
      If you press the button, all sexual harassment and rape are magically prevented from ever occurring again. Also, the life expectancy of everyone decreases by 5 years. Do you press the button? (submitted by @rothosphere)
      11 replies 3 retweets 58 likes
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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Jul 2020

      Button reduces life expectancy by five years via heart attacks in over-70s (also magically prevents rape/harassment Push?

      1:17 AM - 28 Jul 2020
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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Jul 2020

          Life expectancy drop from a nuclear warhead going off in a major city every year (or two or whatever makes the math work) Push?

          3 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Jul 2020

          Life expectancy drop caused by as many horrific child dismemberments as you'd need to make the math work Push?

          4 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
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        4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Jul 2020

          Life expectancy drop specifically caused by you and you family and clones of you and your family mass-produced for the purpose being tortured to death repeatedly in sufficient quantities to make the numbers work Push the button?

          3 replies 1 retweet 13 likes
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        5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Jul 2020

          Everyone voting "yes" here does realize that this would involve making tens of millions of people for the sole purpose of torturing them to death right

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        6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Jul 2020

          What have we learned tonight

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        7. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Jul 2020

          eigenrobot Retweeted Maria 🔞Gloop Dog 🌭

          Hmm!https://twitter.com/Wfflthebffl/status/1288117970816753667?s=19 …

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          Maria 🔞Gloop Dog 🌭 @Wfflthebffl
          Replying to @eigenrobot
          How about this one? No rape / sexual assault but humanity is asexual; no cloning, child rearing is normal but no sex, pregnancy can just happen when you like somebody a lot and spend time with them. No sex drive or feelings either, That part of the human experience is gone now.
          6 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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        8. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Jul 2020

          eigenrobot Retweeted Bronze Age Kashi

          Now we're grilling with Cobalt bombs!https://twitter.com/kwamurai/status/1288155823290626048?s=19 …

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        9. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Jul 2020

          eigenrobot Retweeted

          malkovitch malkovitch malkovitch malkovitch malkovitch? https://twitter.com/cutethullu/status/1288158414368112642?s=19 …

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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Jul 2020
          Replying to @euneaux

          It would have to be more than five years because many people die before they turn 5

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