Button reduces life expectancy by five years via heart attacks in over-70s (also magically prevents rape/harassment Push?
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Life expectancy drop from a nuclear warhead going off in a major city every year (or two or whatever makes the math work) Push?
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Life expectancy drop caused by as many horrific child dismemberments as you'd need to make the math work Push?
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Life expectancy drop specifically caused by you and you family and clones of you and your family mass-produced for the purpose being tortured to death repeatedly in sufficient quantities to make the numbers work Push the button?
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Everyone voting "yes" here does realize that this would involve making tens of millions of people for the sole purpose of torturing them to death right
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Now we're grilling with Cobalt bombs!https://twitter.com/kwamurai/status/1288155823290626048?s=19 …
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malkovitch malkovitch malkovitch malkovitch malkovitch? https://twitter.com/cutethullu/status/1288158414368112642?s=19 …
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oh no, omelas
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