9. Russian Fairy Tales I have no idea who wrote this and it doesn't matter because it was illustrated by Ivan Bilibin and I could look at his work all day Russian stories are spooky af and kids love scary stuffpic.twitter.com/hN3a2n3iG1
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9. Russian Fairy Tales I have no idea who wrote this and it doesn't matter because it was illustrated by Ivan Bilibin and I could look at his work all day Russian stories are spooky af and kids love scary stuffpic.twitter.com/hN3a2n3iG1
10. Stone Soup Superficially a whimsical tale of three buddies running a friendly scam on a group of villagers, Stone Soup also teaches children about how they too can grow up to eat at the trough of the Military-Industrial Complexpic.twitter.com/DFNqVLG8IS
11. Go Dog Go This book is incredibly stupid 64 pages of this crap I remember liking it but on a second pass I may burn this before my kids take a liking to it and I have to read it every night I regret everything about this bookpic.twitter.com/P56LZ71Pr7
12. Magic School Bus books Ok I'm less angry now. The Magic School Bus books are fun and a compelling-for-a-child explanations about stuff like anatomy and earth science Also Arthur, dear put-upon Arthur Wonder how much of this stuff failed to replicatepic.twitter.com/mhJMjK5QtT
13. Mike Mulligan and His Steam Shovel Although it is a story of the industrial age, its themes are eternal You can read this book to your child while you hold back tears thinking about how GPT-5 has rendered your labor entirely without valuepic.twitter.com/yad3jkur4r
14. Look Out For Pirates! Out of print and hard to find, a rollicking adventure story about a group of sea-boys besting a group of Pirates, stealing their treasure, and pulling a Wickerman (Nic Cage) on the pirate crewpic.twitter.com/CFTIwe47ez
15. YOU WILL GO TO THE MOON First published in 1959, this book has led to deep cynicism about the rate of technological advances in several generations of children No Virginia you will not go to the fucking Moonpic.twitter.com/pea9aUJ7wn
16. Wombat Stew A companion story to Stone Soup, involving more soup, more rampaging violations of the NAP, and more pranking It's fine. Mostly have for nostalgia.pic.twitter.com/hIE04RtnBJ
17. Pickles the Fire Cat a somber Diogenetic reflection on virtue, wrath, remorse, and repentencepic.twitter.com/hqydn6v8IK
Glad I didn't offend you. I think we recycled it.
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