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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 23 Jul 2020

      eigenrobot Retweeted Tasty

      3. I suggested we could do this for a baby shower but have the cake be a baby and @selentelechia didnt much like thathttps://twitter.com/tasty/status/1280966608933003264?s=19 …

      eigenrobot added,

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      TastyVerified account @tasty
      These Are All Cakes pic.twitter.com/ejArkJHaid
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    2. Marc “Except You, You're All Right” Whipple‏ @WhippleMarc 23 Jul 2020
      Replying to @eigenrobot @selentelechia

      One time I shot the pics for a new baby announcement and I saw a serving platter on the table and suggested we put the baby on it and they hold knives and forks and stare at the baby and not only did they say yes that's the picture they used for the announcement.

      3 replies 1 retweet 28 likes
    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 23 Jul 2020
      Replying to @WhippleMarc @selentelechia

      GOTTA DO IT SELENE

      2 replies 0 retweets 22 likes
    4. bosco‏ @selentelechia 23 Jul 2020
      Replying to @eigenrobot @WhippleMarc

      😭😭😭

      1 reply 0 retweets 18 likes
    5. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 23 Jul 2020
      Replying to @selentelechia @eigenrobot @WhippleMarc

      NOOOOOOOOOO

      1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
    6. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 23 Jul 2020
      Replying to @MorlockP @selentelechia and

      symbols matter, and this is terrible I had a friend who got married and sent out wedding invites with a "fun" font which was fractured / broken letter pieces I almost lost my mind they, of course, got divorced ~ 2 years later I don't assert that symbols are magic >>>

      2 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
    7. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 23 Jul 2020
      Replying to @MorlockP @selentelechia and

      I assert that symbol choice and other choices are influenced by common causes the carefree silliness / lack of serious forethought that lead them to choose a symbolically horrible font led them into other trouble too please please please never put baby on a platter, I beg you

      3 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
    8. bosco‏ @selentelechia 23 Jul 2020
      Replying to @MorlockP @eigenrobot @WhippleMarc

      my dad once literally walked out of a wedding that was being treated like an ironic joke for similar reasons

      2 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
    9. bosco‏ @selentelechia 23 Jul 2020
      Replying to @selentelechia @MorlockP and

      (now, that being said, I also understand that it's a time honored masculine tradition for men to tease their wives by making absurd/horrifying joke suggestions about things related to their unborn infants)

      1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
    10. Rusty‏ @LieutenantRusty 23 Jul 2020
      Replying to @selentelechia @MorlockP and

      This couple that was friends with my parents, right? She was *extremely* pregnant in June of '68, and it was hot, and this was before everyone had air conditioning, so Mel suggested to Irene that they go see a movie. He took her to see Rosemary's Baby. At 39 weeks.

      2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 23 Jul 2020
      Replying to @LieutenantRusty @selentelechia and

      oh my god there's a joke about this in a bloom county strip "Don't watch Rosemary's baby" (there's an ultrasound) "Have you ever seen 'The Fly'"

      3:32 PM - 23 Jul 2020
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