And now a thread of stories from when @selentelechia was pregnant but we couldn't talk about it yet!
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1. "Robot, what if our child is going through pain when they teethe and I don't respond effectively to it and the baby develops a memory of my not caring about its pain?"
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2. Discussing developing lactation trigger via pavlovian association I suggested clicker training and she rejected that Eventually landed on the X-Men cartoon theme also rejected too bad. I like that songhttps://youtu.be/sAkL2-vh2Sk
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3. I suggested we could do this for a baby shower but have the cake be a baby and
@selentelechia didnt much like thathttps://twitter.com/tasty/status/1280966608933003264?s=19 …eigenrobot added,
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4. "What if this happens to OUR kids? Oh no. Robot what if they think we ritually murder people" Voice was seriously concerned, horrified5 Pregnancy hormones are extremely real dont believe what they tell you in schoolhttps://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1281060009019756544?s=19 …
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eigenrobot @eigenrobotWhen I was five or six my church had a passion play and i didnt get acting exactly or maybe the man who played Jesus was just really good because I thought they had actually killed him Thought maybe we killed someone like this every year I thought he was very brave https://twitter.com/goblinodds/status/1281042664188608512 …Show this thread1 reply 1 retweet 77 likesShow this thread -
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A little brain is growing inside of me. I'm growing a brain. I am a Garden.
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6. "What if I mistake its first kicks for gas? That seems disrespectful."
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7. >What if I get FAT? >Don't worry. If you get fat we'll lock you in a room--or, not lock exactly, just put you inside and shrink the entrance until you won't be able to leave until you've lost weight, and-- >Just tell me I'm Pretty >Let me get to the moving wall of spikes!
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