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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 23 Jul 2020

      https://twitter.com/selentelechia/status/1286410643411615744?s=19 …pic.twitter.com/jFlCK3A06s

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 23 Jul 2020

      And now a thread of stories from when @selentelechia was pregnant but we couldn't talk about it yet!

      2:20 PM - 23 Jul 2020
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      • Fifty, Foul, A Sly Drunk Rich Durst vector (wagmi) Raccoon Twink (female) June "Wakalix", 💎 uᴉʌlɐɔ PlumGirl Nathan TDub@between neolithic and iron
      1 reply 2 retweets 75 likes
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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 23 Jul 2020

          1. "Robot, what if our child is going through pain when they teethe and I don't respond effectively to it and the baby develops a memory of my not caring about its pain?"

          4 replies 0 retweets 80 likes
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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 23 Jul 2020

          2. Discussing developing lactation trigger via pavlovian association I suggested clicker training and she rejected that Eventually landed on the X-Men cartoon theme also rejected too bad. I like that songhttps://youtu.be/sAkL2-vh2Sk 

          3 replies 2 retweets 75 likes
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        4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 23 Jul 2020

          eigenrobot Retweeted Tasty

          3. I suggested we could do this for a baby shower but have the cake be a baby and @selentelechia didnt much like thathttps://twitter.com/tasty/status/1280966608933003264?s=19 …

          eigenrobot added,

          3:55
          TastyVerified account @tasty
          These Are All Cakes pic.twitter.com/ejArkJHaid
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          8 replies 2 retweets 89 likes
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        5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 23 Jul 2020

          eigenrobot Retweeted eigenrobot

          4. "What if this happens to OUR kids? Oh no. Robot what if they think we ritually murder people" Voice was seriously concerned, horrified5 Pregnancy hormones are extremely real dont believe what they tell you in schoolhttps://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1281060009019756544?s=19 …

          eigenrobot added,

          eigenrobot @eigenrobot
          When I was five or six my church had a passion play and i didnt get acting exactly or maybe the man who played Jesus was just really good because I thought they had actually killed him Thought maybe we killed someone like this every year I thought he was very brave https://twitter.com/goblinodds/status/1281042664188608512 …
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          1 reply 1 retweet 77 likes
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        6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 23 Jul 2020

          5. 🎵 A little brain is growing inside of me. I'm growing a brain. I am a Garden.🎵

          1 reply 0 retweets 84 likes
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        7. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 23 Jul 2020

          6. "What if I mistake its first kicks for gas? That seems disrespectful."

          1 reply 1 retweet 65 likes
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        8. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 23 Jul 2020

          7. >What if I get FAT? >Don't worry. If you get fat we'll lock you in a room--or, not lock exactly, just put you inside and shrink the entrance until you won't be able to leave until you've lost weight, and-- >Just tell me I'm Pretty >Let me get to the moving wall of spikes!

          2 replies 1 retweet 84 likes
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        9. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 23 Jul 2020

          8. @selentelechia won't let me post this one but I assure you it was a banger

          2 replies 1 retweet 94 likes
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        10. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 23 Jul 2020

          9. She has developed pregnancy dietary whim's "All I want is sugar. But I need to wait for froyo, and I don't know when froyo is happening. This is hard. I am struggling. I am having emotions about frozen yogurt."

          1 reply 0 retweets 62 likes
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        11. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 23 Jul 2020

          eigenrobot Retweeted Arthur B.  🌮

          10. Started reading this list of Merovingian queen names out loud to her as potentials for a girl in what I thought was good humor and she burst into tears :c Reassured her that really no she doesn't need to defend her dislike of Radegund and that helpedhttps://twitter.com/ArthurB/status/1285015367031521280?s=19 …

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          Arthur B.  🌮Verified account @ArthurB
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          Free troll https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Frankish_queens …
          9 replies 0 retweets 98 likes
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        12. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 23 Jul 2020

          😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

          3 replies 0 retweets 66 likes
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        13. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 23 Jul 2020

          also a very special thanks to @Thinkwert for finding appropriate pictures for each of us to poast with this Announcement ❤️

          4 replies 0 retweets 51 likes
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        14. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 5 Aug 2020

          looks to be a girl btw that will make four (4) demanding women in this house turns out I'm into that 😃

          18 replies 0 retweets 141 likes
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