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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 20 Jul 2020

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      don't go to grad school without an exit plan https://twitter.com/HelanaDarwin/status/1285194697317679105 …

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 20 Jul 2020

      this is actually interesting what if eventually people learn that grad school is a fucking awful deal with no job prospects then they stop going then schools get even more fucked without a supply of TAs and postdocs willing to work for peanuts hmmmmmmmmmm

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    3. Passacagliostro‏ @passacagliostro 20 Jul 2020
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      I think schools could contract PhD & postdoc populations by 25% without major deleterious effects. Lecturers are about as cheap for teaching help, salaried technicians for research only about 30% pricier.

      1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
    4. halvorz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯‏ @halvorz 21 Jul 2020
      Replying to @passacagliostro @AutoVonBismarck @eigenrobot

      very, very few techs are capable of doing PhD level research tho tbf prob >25% of PhD students are also not capable of doing PhD level research, so...

      1 reply 0 retweets 22 likes
    5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 21 Jul 2020
      Replying to @halvorz @AutoVonBismarck

      what fraction of PhD graduates in your field make it to tenure

      2 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
    6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 21 Jul 2020
      Replying to @eigenrobot @halvorz @AutoVonBismarck

      wait what the fuck I was a first author on a paper in a bio subdiscipline's flagship journal when I was 20 what is wrong with other biology students

      1 reply 0 retweets 16 likes
    7. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 21 Jul 2020
      Replying to @eigenrobot @halvorz @AutoVonBismarck

      I'm a goddamn publushed epidemiologist! This is not a hard field!!!!

      2 replies 0 retweets 18 likes
    8. halvorz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯‏ @halvorz 21 Jul 2020
      Replying to @eigenrobot @AutoVonBismarck

      tbf youre smarter than like 95% of biology phds also was it actually a good paper

      3 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
    9. halvorz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯‏ @halvorz 21 Jul 2020
      Replying to @halvorz @eigenrobot @AutoVonBismarck

      wait a minute i can find out for myself

      2 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
    10. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 21 Jul 2020
      Replying to @halvorz @AutoVonBismarck

      oh noooooo

      3 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 21 Jul 2020
      Replying to @eigenrobot @halvorz @AutoVonBismarck

      enjoy the shitty images I made in Excel because I didn't know anything else existed yet 😅

      6:03 PM - 21 Jul 2020
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      • acid shill ian hines bosco halvorz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Look up Knuffelberen
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