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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 18 Jul 2020

    eigenrobot Retweeted Brian Schatz

    nothing that happens in Portland matters and Portland will never matter enjoy a summer afternoon cheers buds 🍻https://twitter.com/brianschatz/status/1284307262895316992 …

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    Libertarians should be freaking out about Portland.
    2:21 PM - 18 Jul 2020
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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 18 Jul 2020

        I don't care about our accursed shithole neighbor to the south and you can't make me Fuck the feds and fuck people who demand that I act shocked when they get rendered after openly attacking a Federal building for weeks

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 18 Jul 2020

        I am going back to reading my wife's thirsty scifi but now with a beer float in a glass I stole from a brewery when I was twenty threepic.twitter.com/ibN2Bhp7oI

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      2.  🐜onio ( 🎅🏼, 🎅🏼)‏ @monodevice 18 Jul 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        What about Portland, ME?

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 18 Jul 2020
        Replying to @monodevice @fuehrerking

        they're chill I want to visit had a visiting professor at my grad school from Maine, he spoke highly of it

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      1. RE-OPEN THE SIZZLERS‏ @CaesarSalad99 18 Jul 2020
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        “There are dozens of us! Dozens!”

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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 18 Jul 2020
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        why didn't you choose Vancouver???? why do you want to pay state income tax

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      1. madeofmistake  🍂 🍃 🦃 🌽 🥧 (60/100 phase 1)‏ @madeofmistak3 18 Jul 2020
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        counterpoint: portlandia

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      1. loaded dice genetic gambler‏ @SilverVVulpes 18 Jul 2020
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        why are u mean to portland

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