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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Jul 2020

      eigenrobot Retweeted Anosognosiogenesis

      thread abt one of the many species of 🍄https://twitter.com/pookleblinky/status/1282483254357098496 …

      eigenrobot added,

      Anosognosiogenesis @pookleblinky
      My mom got a pulse oximeter. She asked me to put a mask on and check to see how my blood oxygen lowers. I put a mask on at 98% oxygenation, and it stayed at 98% while I told her that as a former nurse she should fucking know better.
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      13 replies 1 retweet 50 likes
    2. philemon‏ @phil49472744 13 Jul 2020
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      I don’t think I get this one

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Jul 2020
      Replying to @phil49472744

      pic.twitter.com/iUyIuzkm4N

      1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
    4. philemon‏ @phil49472744 13 Jul 2020
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      Oh cool it’s brain ascended!

      1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
    5. philemon‏ @phil49472744 13 Jul 2020
      Replying to @phil49472744 @eigenrobot

      even on the “object level” I don’t get that thread tho. the moms crime was that she asked them to try the mask on? therefore nazi(?)

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
    6. philemon‏ @phil49472744 13 Jul 2020
      Replying to @phil49472744 @eigenrobot

      I think people should stop liking that thread

      1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
    7. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Jul 2020
      Replying to @phil49472744

      Here is the story of cordyceps Ant gets infected with fungal spores Spores start eating ant alive Ant is basically dead but the fungus is alive, controlling its brain, moving its limbs ant climbs tree, bits down over ant path, sprays the with spores cycle continues

      2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
    8. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Jul 2020
      Replying to @eigenrobot @phil49472744

      This story is true but it is also an allegory

      3 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
    9. World's Greatest Dad per Capita‏ @The_WGD 13 Jul 2020
      Replying to @eigenrobot @phil49472744

      That thread is so utterly vile. Even if it's true, to treat one's mother that way, publicly, is abhorrent. "Smart people are talked into believing things that endanger them," isn't exactly a news flash. I'm sure op, and everyone else dunking on his mom, is pure and true, though.

      1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Jul 2020
      Replying to @The_WGD @phil49472744

      Worst part is OP is also awful But yes

      8:31 PM - 13 Jul 2020
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      • philemon Fifty, Foul, A Sly Drunk absurdistfool misologist gait analyst World's Greatest Dad per Capita
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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Jul 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot @The_WGD @phil49472744

          I have complex and textured feelings about all of this

          2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
        3. World's Greatest Dad per Capita‏ @The_WGD 13 Jul 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot @phil49472744

          The worst part of it is that mom may die from this, but this cretin will take exactly the wrong lesson from her death and his heart will only harden.

          0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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