Roman prefect: please just light some incense for the emperor so we dont have to execute you Me: yes of course (rolls cobalt warhead in sandalwood)
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atta boy <3
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"I am afraid, and unquestioningly obedient!"
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Marc Antony’s funeral oration but for avoiding cancelation
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Reply bunny will never be potus
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oh God my worst nightmare
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Wouldn’t quite call this an empty threat, but I will note that people who make it very rarely find themselves compelled to lie
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Id be lying if I haven't thought a lot about what I would do if someone actually got me into a struggle session
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