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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 26 Jun 2020

      looool heard a rumor about @venmo apparently the government is breathing down their necks to stop payments for Lawbreaking HOWEVER they cant do anything because everyone thinks its cute to put illegal activity in the memo everyone is inadvertently Spartacus-ing for criminals

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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 26 Jun 2020
      Replying to @liminal_warmth @Venmo

      there are a lot of super dumb criminals

      6 replies 0 retweets 30 likes
    4. Costa‏ @costa11235 26 Jun 2020
      Replying to @eigenrobot @liminal_warmth @Venmo

      I remember reading an article how a German wired a friend of his like 40€ and put in the reference line „for plutonium“. He got a letter from his bank shortly thereafter saying „that’s cute, make a joke like that again and we’ll end this relationship“

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 26 Jun 2020
      Replying to @costa11235 @liminal_warmth @Venmo

      Germans playing up to stereotype 😭

      4:08 PM - 26 Jun 2020
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        1. Costa‏ @costa11235 26 Jun 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot @liminal_warmth @Venmo

          Costa Retweeted Jon Worth

          https://twitter.com/jonworth/status/1276495768241799178?s=21 …https://twitter.com/jonworth/status/1276495768241799178 …

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          Jon WorthVerified account @jonworth
          Just got ‘deutsched’ as @DaveKeating would say at Deutsche Post. They gave me a lecture that my package was addressed to Jon Worth, not Jonathan Worth. Because, yeah, there are loads of Worths at my address. Oh after Deutsche Post has sat on the package since 12 May 🤷‍♂️
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        2. Costa‏ @costa11235 26 Jun 2020
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        2. niklas‏ @drdaxxy 26 Jun 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot @costa11235 and

          Germany is where teenagers walking home drunk at 3am will wait 2 minutes for a green light after not seeing a single car in 30. In a real hurry, we'll walk another 10 steps before crossing. To avoid shame, not the tiny chance of a 10€ fine. Which we'd still go to court over.pic.twitter.com/EqdYnlbLzz

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        3. niklas‏ @drdaxxy 26 Jun 2020
          Replying to @drdaxxy @eigenrobot and

          German bureaucracy etc. stereotypes are 100% true No, our trains aren't always punctual. 2 minute schedule slips don't get a TV apology. That's Japan. Our trains run as late as anywhere: all the time. But we yell at customer service for each How are we Europe's top economy idgi

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