looool
heard a rumor about @venmo
apparently the government is breathing down their necks to stop payments for Lawbreaking
HOWEVER
they cant do anything because everyone thinks its cute to put illegal activity in the memo
everyone is inadvertently Spartacus-ing for criminals
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have you watched Mr. Robot? One plot point is hilarious and super-relevant.
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I remember reading an article how a German wired a friend of his like 40€ and put in the reference line „for plutonium“. He got a letter from his bank shortly thereafter saying „that’s cute, make a joke like that again and we’ll end this relationship“
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Germans playing up to stereotype

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me: we can spot criminals by doing a stoichiometric plot of the digits in their financial records, if they violate Benford's Law we got 'em! actual criminals: attempt to grow weed in a front-yard garden
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This is partly how a ring in TX selling counterfeit N95 masks was taken down. Venmo is not quickbooks, itemize your shit privately.
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