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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 21 Jun 2020

    do we know for sure that hamburgers dont feel pain while were grilling them

    10:49 PM - 21 Jun 2020
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      1. niftierideology‏ @niftierideology 21 Jun 2020
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        It works both ways, the grill also feels pain to be hamburgered

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      1. Ned‏ @wewiththey 21 Jun 2020
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        Would we care?

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      1. Gift of Trees of Draught of Barrel‏ @IntractableLion 21 Jun 2020
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        Meat that goes on the grill cold feels pain.

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      2. inner_Panda‏ @_innerPanda 21 Jun 2020
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        You don’t buy the anthropomorphic bliss either, huh?pic.twitter.com/Sm4iEJZCVu

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      3. inner_Panda‏ @_innerPanda 21 Jun 2020
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        The real victim, as always, is the end user.pic.twitter.com/5Xctjxi6YN

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      1. Water at the Bottom of the Ocean‏ @WaterUndersea 21 Jun 2020
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        er... why presume pain and not intense joy? or, I dunno, wistfulness?

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      1. Moritz  ♓️‏ @bierlingm 21 Jun 2020
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        I’m a Hamburger can confirm it’s painful

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      1. Dr. Dad, PhD‏ @GarrettPetersen 21 Jun 2020
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        Did you unlock your account because you had to share this particular bit of wisdom with the whole world?

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      1. Frédéric Prost‏ @Descartes_Ghost 21 Jun 2020
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        There is a whole bunch of living entities inside burgers, which is a reason why we grill them in the first place. Are we sure pain disappear as we go smaller ? If yes at which point it ceases to exist ?

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      1. Nick HK‏ @nickchk 21 Jun 2020
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        sizzle

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