1. Fucking Don't
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You may be smarter than the person interviewing you You may think you know more about the subject Doesn't make any fucking difference. You start talking and you are toast if that's what the narrative the reporter has decided on in advance demands.
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The reporter's job is to write a story that will get clicks and all they want from you are quotes for flavor that confirm their story anyway. You will have absolutely no control over the narrative. Do not delude yourself: they do this for a living and they know their craft.
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If you are defending yourself against criminal charges, hire an attorney and do what they tell you. If you want to get your Story out, hire a PR firm and do what they tell you. Otherwise please I am begging you shut up because you are in grave peril.
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“If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.” - Thomas Pynchon
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Be aware that they'll write the piece anyway, but substitute incriminating quotes for strategically placed "X declined to comment". You can keep re-scheduling the interview out of spite – this earned me "when I asked him about ..., he ceased responding", so it's not worth it.
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How to talk to the media: don't
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oh - didn't see your follow up lmao
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weird media/police collision here
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