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    1. avery‏ @averykimball 16 Jun 2020

      til in the porn industry there’s a porn they don’t refer to by name because it’s bad luck and it’s a parody of macbeth

      7 replies 5 retweets 64 likes
    2. alth1u (due to inflation) ( 🤸, 🤸)‏ @alth0u 16 Jun 2020
      Replying to @averykimball

      which one is it?

      1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
    3. avery‏ @averykimball 16 Jun 2020
      Replying to @alth0u

      i actually haven't figured that out yet they all just call it "The Scottish Gay"

      1 reply 0 retweets 23 likes
    4. alth1u (due to inflation) ( 🤸, 🤸)‏ @alth0u 16 Jun 2020
      Replying to @averykimball

      i honestly still can't tell if this is real please report back when you figure it out

      1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
    5.  🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot  🦇‏ @goblinodds 16 Jun 2020
      Replying to @alth0u @averykimball

      honestly i want to believe

      1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 16 Jun 2020
      Replying to @goblinodds @alth0u @averykimball

      found one with a google search . . . how many macbeth porns could there possibly be https://www.hotmovies.com/video/165145/The-Curse-Of-Macbeth/ …

      11:36 PM - 16 Jun 2020
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      • absurdistfool ᴜɴᴋɴᴏᴡɴQᴜᴀɴᴛɪᴛʏ LQB roon (🔄, 🔄) acid shill alth1u (due to inflation) (🤸,🤸) 🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot 🦇 avery
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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 16 Jun 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot @goblinodds and

          heres the review guys sometimes i worry about the aesthetic ambitions of the porn review ecosystempic.twitter.com/013QveNzJP

          2 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
        3.  🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot  🦇‏ @goblinodds 16 Jun 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot @alth0u @averykimball

          i cannot what is it about the horny writing style that's so cringe, someone pls explain

          2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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        2. avery‏ @averykimball 16 Jun 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot @goblinodds @alth0u

          when they research a jokepic.twitter.com/pmZfxpGbD1

          1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 16 Jun 2020
          Replying to @averykimball @goblinodds @alth0u

          cant believe i trusted you but i think i still eked out a victory with honour

          0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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        1.  🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot  🦇‏ @goblinodds 16 Jun 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot @alth0u @averykimball

          never thought about it but i'd actually expect a lot of pornographic shakepeare adaptations

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        2. Paul Hundred, GED‏ @paul_hundred 16 Jun 2020
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          Do any of them involve the woman unsexing herself midway through?

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