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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 12 Jun 2020

      oh idea in the interest of racial Comity, an invitation for all ppl of Color I am a white person! AMA about white people

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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 12 Jun 2020

      its true and pretty fucked up when I think about it i dont understand why we never adopted this clear sanitary win maybe soap just cleans itself idk otoh apparently everyone has moved onto shower gel so it might be moot

      3 replies 0 retweets 25 likes
    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 12 Jun 2020
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      I remember the first time I learned about using washcloths (white ppl term) for this and was like "damn yeah that CHECKS OUT"

      4 replies 0 retweets 19 likes
    5. halvorz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯‏ @halvorz 12 Jun 2020
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      wait you didn't grow up using washcloths? i thought this trend of nobody using washcloths was only among young people

      2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
    6. Marquis de Canard‏ @Freidland2 12 Jun 2020
      Replying to @halvorz @eigenrobot

      Yeah my very white parents go through washcloths like crazy. Only stopped using them in college because entropy

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    7. halvorz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯‏ @halvorz 12 Jun 2020
      Replying to @Freidland2 @eigenrobot

      ok good fuckin youths not using washcloths visit friends, try to take a shower, they have towels for guests but NO WASHCLOTHS what is wrong w you people

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 12 Jun 2020
      Replying to @halvorz @Freidland2

      I always leave washcloths for guests just in case after I found out about this

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        1. halvorz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯‏ @halvorz 12 Jun 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot @Freidland2

          good bot

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        2. bosco‏ @selentelechia 12 Jun 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot @halvorz @Freidland2

          how do you always manage to out-manners me

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        3. Scholar-At-Arms‏ @scholaratarms 12 Jun 2020
          Replying to @selentelechia @eigenrobot and

          robust programming.

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        2. QC‏ @QiaochuYuan 12 Jun 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot @halvorz @Freidland2

          wtf are washcloths for

          4 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
        3. halvorz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯‏ @halvorz 12 Jun 2020
          Replying to @QiaochuYuan @eigenrobot @Freidland2

          WASHING

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        2. Gift of Trees of Draught of Barrel‏ @IntractableLion 12 Jun 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot @halvorz @Freidland2

          Doesn't the yuk stay in the washcloth between uses? Do the guests get their own? Isn't it gross grabbing a cold wet used cloth and smearing it over your hands?! How is this civilized!

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        3. Marquis de Canard‏ @Freidland2 12 Jun 2020
          Replying to @IntractableLion @eigenrobot @halvorz

          Washcloths are single use. One shower, one washcloth. In a family this isn't a big deal since you're doing laundry every other day anyway

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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