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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 8 Jun 2020

      eigenrobot Retweeted Emily / aiju  😭

      the social workerification of what previously was guys coming and shooting your dog and breaking your shit is, somehow, going to be an even worse outcome than status quo antehttps://twitter.com/the_aiju/status/1269780832824287232 …

      eigenrobot added,

      Emily / aiju  😭 @the_aiju
      As someone grew up being told by her community that her preferences are weird, her needs are invalid and her perceptions are wrong, I have a hard-time comprehending how “community-based solutions” or w/e are supposed to be just.
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    2.  🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot  🦇‏ @goblinodds 8 Jun 2020
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      how would they enforce this stuff though? is karen allowed to shoot ppl with impunity if we dont have a class of people that's legally allowed to do that (on US soil), what does enforcement look like?

      2 replies 1 retweet 9 likes
    3. ᓚᘏᗢ‏ @xvrqt 8 Jun 2020
      Replying to @goblinodds @eigenrobot

      I think the idea is to have a bodyguard unit and social workers can request a body guard go along with them and the guard is subordinate to the worker. This sounds like cops with more steps (and bureaucracy) but who knows.

      1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 8 Jun 2020
      Replying to @xvrqt @goblinodds

      god just shoot me at least that's honest authoritarianism

      1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
    5. ᓚᘏᗢ‏ @xvrqt 8 Jun 2020
      Replying to @eigenrobot @goblinodds

      Best Case: - SW with no body guard around sees a violation and tries to accost/scold you. You leave, they can't escalate until they come back with a guard at which point you may have left the scene.

      2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 8 Jun 2020
      Replying to @xvrqt @goblinodds

      Harder if they visit my own home after someone in the web of mandatory reporters files And man You think SWATting is bad think of what fake child abuse reports will be like

      1:03 PM - 8 Jun 2020
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        2. ConceptPtr‏ @ConceptPointer 8 Jun 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot @xvrqt @goblinodds

          CPS is _already_ scary

          1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
        3.  🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot  🦇‏ @goblinodds 8 Jun 2020
          Replying to @ConceptPointer @eigenrobot @xvrqt

          fuck, what do?

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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