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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 8 Jun 2020

    eigenrobot Retweeted Emily / aiju  😭

    the social workerification of what previously was guys coming and shooting your dog and breaking your shit is, somehow, going to be an even worse outcome than status quo antehttps://twitter.com/the_aiju/status/1269780832824287232 …

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    Emily / aiju  😭 @the_aiju
    As someone grew up being told by her community that her preferences are weird, her needs are invalid and her perceptions are wrong, I have a hard-time comprehending how “community-based solutions” or w/e are supposed to be just.
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    7:43 AM - 8 Jun 2020
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    • Shell 🚲🚎🥑 Rquebus Phénotype détendu ✈️ Shearwater ✈️ TheCyberSmith roland Sarcasmic ƒelicity
    7 replies 19 retweets 184 likes
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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 8 Jun 2020

        cops are horrible but at least you have certain rights that have been well-defined over centuries and which you can somewhat rely on if youre not immediately shot and they at least seem lazy in aggregate which i appreciate in public servants who might interact with me

        2 replies 3 retweets 107 likes
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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 8 Jun 2020

        net i would prefer someone who gratuitously punches me in the face to someone who gets a wild hair and whose main way of fucking me up is trying to put my kids in foster care

        10 replies 12 retweets 113 likes
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      4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 8 Jun 2020

        eigenrobot Retweeted BJI

        exhibithttps://twitter.com/ninthhostage/status/1270006187589804038?s=19 …

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        BJI @ninthhostage
        Replying to @ninthhostage @eigenrobot
        >“It kind of comes out of left field,” said Oh. “To have an accident, you take your kid to an excellent children’s hospital, like CHOP, and then, out of nowhere, to have someone say, ‘We’re reporting you to DHS.’ ” https://www.inquirer.com/news/david-oh-judo-child-abuse-allegation-20190211.html …
        2 replies 1 retweet 32 likes
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      5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 8 Jun 2020

        incidentally this will mostly fuck families that are already at risk of abuse by police I can afford attorneys. Im superficially Respectable im probably mostly fine

        2 replies 0 retweets 49 likes
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      2. BJI‏ @ninthhostage 8 Jun 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        for folks who want to replace cops with social workers - wait until they hear about some of the things perpetrated by CPS some of the stories of what social workers do to innocent people with nothing but bureaucratic power seems a fate worse than death

        2 replies 5 retweets 47 likes
      3. BJI‏ @ninthhostage 8 Jun 2020
        Replying to @ninthhostage @eigenrobot

        BJI Retweeted Aaron

        from my own neck of the woodshttps://twitter.com/AaronRay3355/status/1130874481524826112?s=20 …

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        2:19
        Aaron @AaronRay3355
        Philadelphia councilman David Oh explains how cps places children with a child rapists. pic.twitter.com/57el0thO0f
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        1 reply 1 retweet 27 likes
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      2. The Meta-Author‏ @metaauthor 8 Jun 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        You can earn your dog back by demonstrating compliance with the fifteen points of social excellence.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. G. Željko Tonklin‏ @TonklinDiary 8 Jun 2020
        Replying to @metaauthor @eigenrobot

        if only it were points based!

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. The Mall Krampus‏ @cakotz 8 Jun 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        This is related to why I immediately noid out the moment people start talking in terms of an absence of love from public services that needs to be rectified. You don't want to be loved by something that by it's nature cannot feel sentimental or empathy like, say, the state.

        1 reply 0 retweets 29 likes
      3. The Mall Krampus‏ @cakotz 8 Jun 2020
        Replying to @cakotz @eigenrobot

        Very much pro-improving social services but... The word "service" is in the name instead of "love" for a reason.

        0 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
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