CORVID PERFIDY REPORT i did not sleep last night and so this morning--just moments ago!--i took a bit of a constitutional to freshen up it escalated quickly
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Replying to @eigenrobot
"i took a bit of a constitutional" True story: as a child, some adult referred to their morning dump as 'their constitutional'... ...and i sincerely thought it was a nice way of saying, "taking a relaxing shit" well into adulthood.
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Replying to @Bugs_Meany
I know it from the goons in 101 Dalmatians
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