CORVID PERFIDY REPORT i did not sleep last night and so this morning--just moments ago!--i took a bit of a constitutional to freshen up it escalated quickly
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I had scarce gone two blocks when lo! twenty paces ahead I saw a neighborhood crow The old fellow seemed to be in a scrape with something small and dark A bug?--no; there are none so large in Seattle No friends, it were a MOUSE that bird tried to eat!
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The poor little guy was struggling to run for cover, but the ebon bird was too large and too fast, and it would surely soon devour my fellow mammal whole I Sprinted at the dastardly avian at full speed
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The crow recognized a foe beyond his reckoning, and the coward flew posthaste to an electrical wire and peered down with disdain and--could it be?--FEAR Mouse buddy dashed into an open parking garage and disappeared. None worse for wear, I hope
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But the crow was not done for. I spent five minutes chasing him from perch to perch until I was sure the mouse had a chance to hide and lick its wounds. Sadly no video, I don't take my phone outside these days. Anyway tldr fucking crows The End @browserdotsys
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