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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 4 Jun 2020

      CORVID PERFIDY REPORT i did not sleep last night and so this morning--just moments ago!--i took a bit of a constitutional to freshen up it escalated quickly

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 4 Jun 2020

      I had scarce gone two blocks when lo! twenty paces ahead I saw a neighborhood crow The old fellow seemed to be in a scrape with something small and dark A bug?--no; there are none so large in Seattle No friends, it were a MOUSE that bird tried to eat!

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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 4 Jun 2020

      The poor little guy was struggling to run for cover, but the ebon bird was too large and too fast, and it would surely soon devour my fellow mammal whole I Sprinted at the dastardly avian at full speed

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 4 Jun 2020

      The crow recognized a foe beyond his reckoning, and the coward flew posthaste to an electrical wire and peered down with disdain and--could it be?--FEAR Mouse buddy dashed into an open parking garage and disappeared. None worse for wear, I hope

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        1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 4 Jun 2020

          But the crow was not done for. I spent five minutes chasing him from perch to perch until I was sure the mouse had a chance to hide and lick its wounds. Sadly no video, I don't take my phone outside these days. Anyway tldr fucking crows The End @browserdotsys

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        2. bosco‏ @selentelechia 4 Jun 2020
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          be careful love crows Remember

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        3. Rich Durst‏ @redcar_tenken 4 Jun 2020
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          Is the lunar goddess foretelling a murder, pray tell?

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        1. Critter‏ @BecomingCritter 4 Jun 2020
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          Team Crow

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