id b married by now if it werent for SOMEONES fucking dumbass mickeymouse operation bioweapons program
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some sped on other side of the planet doesnt wash their goddamn hands after the shift and BOOM all my beautiful catering plans are for naught
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we were going to have a very small tasteful cake surrounded by baklava and donuts, just a fuckin table of them was gonna drink and smoke a bunch of joints with my old and new friends, my family
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ceremony was set up in a giant garden in my hometown. the whole place is a garden of eden this time of year, so fucking beautiful, blooms and greenery on every goddamn inch of the city and now its just not happening.
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