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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 May 2020

    ive had two people pull knives on me in my life managed to make it through both encounters via deescalation and in one case a somewhat deft disarming didnt feel the need to beat them up afterward neither was in a wheelchair

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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 May 2020

        i guess if there comes a point where you find yourself defending ppl mobbing an immobilized old lady you should reflect a bit about the sequence of decisions that has led you to this point

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 May 2020

        you dont have to defend every action of anyone who agrees with you about Issue de Jure indeed you may find your cause more successful in the long if you give ground some hills are simply not good places to die

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      1.  🔪‏ @leaacta 28 May 2020
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        action robot!

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      1. Bronze Age Kashi‏ @kwamurai 28 May 2020
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        assume they weren’t pulling them to defend themselves in the middle of you looting either

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      2. North Korean Liberation Front‏ @TheTriarii 28 May 2020
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        Nice humble brag though I gotta respect the knife disarming game seeing as I lack it 100%.

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 May 2020
        Replying to @TheTriarii

        I did get stabbed in one of the encounters but he felt really bad about it afterward

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      2. Jeroen Vlek‏ @jeroenvlek 28 May 2020
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        My first was a junkie where I made fun of his flat tire when I was 12 and he proceeded to pull a knife from his sleeve. Second was my best friend at 15, who tried to stab me, I threw the knife in the canal, after which he started crying that it was a gift from his grandfather

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 May 2020
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        holy shit much harder core than mine tbh

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      1. roon ( 🔄,  🔄)‏ @tszzl 28 May 2020
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        After all, it is very hard for humans to compete with robot reflexes

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      2. philemon‏ @phil49472744 28 May 2020
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        guy pulled a knife on me when I was 19. he was much larger than me and remained in firm possession of said knife throughout the entire exchange.

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      3. philemon‏ @phil49472744 28 May 2020
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        i did not beat him up afterward for a variety of the reasons (the knife and his size both being big contributors) but I'd like to think my humanitarian restraint played a role as well!

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