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    1. QC‏ @QiaochuYuan 25 May 2020

      detoxing from the worst habits that twitter encourages is actually very simple: just absolutely refuse to state an opinion about anything or anybody, but keep tweeting we’ll call it the @eigenrobot cleanse

      7 replies 13 retweets 120 likes
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    2. QC‏ @QiaochuYuan 25 May 2020

      eight things you can do on twitter instead of stating an opinion: 🔸 tell a story 🔸 make a joke 🔸 ask a question 🔸 start a game 🔸 share a feeling 🔸 offer help 🔸 do a business 🔸 show off art

      24 replies 41 retweets 395 likes
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    3. mechanical monk‏ @mechanical_monk 26 May 2020
      Replying to @QiaochuYuan

      NB none of these is what @eigenrobot typically does this would be more a… @Thinkwert cleanse? Eigen does have opinions, but obfuscates them when Socrates asks you a question, he's manifesting an opinion when Diogenes masturbates in front of you, he's manifesting an opinion

      1 reply 0 retweets 18 likes
    4. mechanical monk‏ @mechanical_monk 26 May 2020
      Replying to @mechanical_monk @QiaochuYuan and

      it's not necessarily a fully fledged Opinion that you could write up sincerely and sign off but it's a point to think about Diogenes' public masturbation makes you go "hmm" an Opinion would just make idiots descend and argue technicalities hence shitposting, hence obfuscation

      1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
    5. mechanical monk‏ @mechanical_monk 26 May 2020
      Replying to @mechanical_monk @QiaochuYuan and

      mechanical monk Retweeted mechanical monk

      point is, not having opinions online is good, but that doesn't mean you should stop making points just resist the need to collapse the superposition of points in your head into a single stancehttps://twitter.com/mechanicalmonk1/status/1264642670644862978?s=20 …

      mechanical monk added,

      mechanical monk @mechanical_monk
      Replying to @mechanical_monk @CathyReisenwitz @default_friend
      is this tweet a joke or am I being dead serious? yes https://twitter.com/mechanicalmonk1/status/1264181518957793283?s=20 …
      1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
    6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 26 May 2020
      Replying to @mechanical_monk @MechanicalMonk1 @QiaochuYuan

      pic.twitter.com/ZJxqaMUE1y

      2 replies 2 retweets 19 likes
    7. Mi'sen  ❣️‏ @misen__ 26 May 2020
      Replying to @eigenrobot @MechanicalMonk1 and

      evergreen divine revelation

      1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 26 May 2020
      Replying to @misen__ @MechanicalMonk1 and

      credit to rightful caliph @literalbanana

      6:30 AM - 26 May 2020
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      • Sirsfurther Sai Narayan (🤒) QC Science Banana mechanical monk Font of Argh (the coolest) 🔪 Thinkwert
      0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes

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