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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 25 May 2020

    eigenrobot Retweeted visa is stretching (hips)  🪔

    alexander was the first reactionary twitter personality "if i had a choice i would be born to conquer the world. if this path were unavailable to me i would live in a barrel, shit on prominent figures in front of their retinues, and jerk off in public"https://twitter.com/visakanv/status/1265124915172093952 …

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    visa is stretching (hips)  🪔 @visakanv
    Just occurred to me that this was a classic exchange between a VC and a shitposter 2,300 years ago pic.twitter.com/WFaJOR1oix
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    • NAV (NetAssetValue) sarao brooĸe bowman calm self seer 😇🙃 RoBoPox Will Baird Arbutus Tree Orion I've forgotten how to tell Josh🥂
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      1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 26 May 2020

        eigenrobot Retweeted 𐎀𐎃𐎄𐎟𐎋𐎇𐎅

        https://twitter.com/suchaone/status/933337849067216896?s=19 …

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        𐎀𐎃𐎄𐎟𐎋𐎇𐎅 @suchaone
        Replying to @eigenrobot @marcavis
        after running into 3 public masturbators in athens (on separate occasions) I no longer admire diogenes
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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 25 May 2020
        Replying to @archeofuture

        you know what caesar did when he felt this way in hispania

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      2. visa is stretching (hips)  🪔‏ @visakanv 25 May 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        the interesting part of this story to me is that his attendants were offended on his behalf, when he was cool with it. classic mid-tier bullshit

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 25 May 2020
        Replying to @visakanv

        I genuinely respect this yeah

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      2. Frédéric Prost‏ @Descartes_Ghost 26 May 2020
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        1/2 There is this classic, if ever 2,500 years ago : “The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their households.

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      3. Frédéric Prost‏ @Descartes_Ghost 26 May 2020
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        2/2 They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers.” ― Socrates

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      1. Johncalhoon‏ @johncalhoom 26 May 2020
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        I'm blocked by Viskanv. I think it's because I stan for Churchill and he is not liked for his role in the Bengali genocide.

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