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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 21 May 2020

    eigenrobot Retweeted Emily Brand

    if weve learned anything from @browserdotsys its that crows cannot be appeased only fought to the lasthttps://twitter.com/EJBrand/status/1263425590243274752 …

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    For the last few days I've been woken by something knocking forcefully on the back door. Yesterday I looked out to see the culprit: a crow. Today: the crow, with another crow mate. This seems hugely ominous, somebody please tell me how to appease the crows pic.twitter.com/OaQNJK9XIt
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      2.  🥂 marquis de posade  🏖‏ @acczibit 21 May 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        He should train them to bring him coins and bills they pick up in return for food

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      3.  🥂 marquis de posade  🏖‏ @acczibit 21 May 2020
        Replying to @acczibit @eigenrobot

        *she/her

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      2. ᓚᘏᗢ‏ @xvrqt 21 May 2020
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        >:^(

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      3. ᓚᘏᗢ‏ @xvrqt 21 May 2020
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        keep talking big and I'll send a few of my boïs to go rap on your chamber door, robot

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      1. dune knight‏ @deepfates 21 May 2020
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        the crows must be appeased

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      1. Max Mikel-Stites‏ @i_max 21 May 2020
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        Danegeld is usually a bad idea.

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      1. Soulsweller‏ @soulsweller 21 May 2020
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        The dolphin take over has been overstated and the crow's understated.

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      1. Jordan Chase-Young‏ @jachaseyoung 21 May 2020
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        Quite true.pic.twitter.com/SpFF6kBPFf

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      1. butlerian mujahid‏ @kushnerbomb 21 May 2020
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        if we've learned anything it's that, while the arc of history is long, it bends toward the vindication of ray bolger

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