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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 20 May 2020

    eigenrobot Retweeted being chased by rottweiler please open garage door

    the important question is can you refuse to accept ithttps://twitter.com/fart/status/1263222585778507776 …

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    being chased by rottweiler please open garage doorVerified account @fart
    apparently if you have a blue check you now have the ability to give away your check to someone else. pretty much every verified account will now be swamped with people asking if they can have theirs. cool! pic.twitter.com/ONeniPVeeZ
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    • Force Mass Acceleration bitterness🪔 Dr Grumpy Grandpa the monkey king 𝕬𝖑𝖊𝖝 𝕳𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖓 "Insufficient Gravitas" Barnaby braverius s̈́͋͝i̓̽̕m͌̈́̕o͌̔̀ǹ́̈́ m̈́͠o͑̐̈́o͆̈́͆n̈́̚͝ 🧮🏴‍☠️ timberwind
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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 20 May 2020

        its from blucheck @fart how could it not be

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      2. isidore  🐝‏ @abeillian 20 May 2020
        Replying to @st_boniface_axe @eigenrobot

        Simony!

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      2. acid shill‏ @acidshill 20 May 2020

        even better, pull a three fates and just share one check among a dozen people or so just keep passing it around when people need it

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      2. Forsooth‏ @forsoothic 20 May 2020
        Replying to @soarinkierk @eigenrobot

        @dril

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      1. Tim Rooney‏ @tjrwriting 20 May 2020
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        you take the blue check mark - the story ends

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      2. NemoBane‏ @NemoBane 20 May 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Ceaser has refused the Blue Check thrice, we cannot risk him accepting it on the next

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      3. NemoBane‏ @NemoBane 20 May 2020
        Replying to @NemoBane @eigenrobot

        Also it’s really clear twitter is trying to encourage a feudal pecking order and I am here for it

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