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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 19 May 2020

    eigenrobot Retweeted mattie

    do ppl not all do this also fyi actually fancy thing is using a french butter dish word to your motherhttps://twitter.com/Lubchansky/status/1262731697440854018 …

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    mattieVerified account @Lubchansky
    considering becoming open to the possibility of being an extremely fancy bitch who leaves a stick of butter out on the counter so it's always soft instead of in the fridge
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      1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 19 May 2020

        @selentelechia can we get a french butter dish

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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 19 May 2020
        Replying to @PontiacGunfire

        ceramic jars so aestheticpic.twitter.com/Zg0eCjTQdu

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      1. acid shill‏ @acidshill 19 May 2020
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        we keep ours in the pantry because one of the cats has figured out how to pry the lid off of the butter container unpleasant surprise the first few times it happened, but now we live in a state of constant vigilance

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      2.  🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot  🦇‏ @goblinodds 19 May 2020
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        wait you can do this and it won't like, hurt you? even if it was refrigerated when you bought it???

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      3. acid shill‏ @acidshill 19 May 2020
        Replying to @goblinodds @eigenrobot

        oh my god you’ve been using refrigerated butter this whole time??? 😱 how do you even butter your toast

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      2. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 20 May 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Elfwife and I have debated this - are the class signifiers Extremely Fancy or Lower Middle Class Southern ?

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      3. ͊‏ @REPHVIM 20 May 2020
        Replying to @MorlockP @eigenrobot

        It's Lower Middle Class if you do it, but if someone whom everyone acknowledge is Upper Class does it, then it's Upper Class.

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      2. Flavs‏ @flavagoodtime 20 May 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        I didn't know you could do this growing up. We were a margarine family which I now find 🤮 Started buying butter when I was on my own but hated non spreadability. Finally achieved butter enlightenment after getting married

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 20 May 2020
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        🙏🙏🙏🙏 another soul saved

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