I wonder what I would do if I attempted a crossroads summoning at midnight in the desert and something showed up
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Replying to @jamespoulos @liminal_warmth
heard from a friend of a friend at a party fifteen years ago guy was driving down a desert highway in Arizona in the middle of the night not an interstate, state highway, two lanes
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so, guy is very tired, road completely empty, v dark which is why he almost doesnt notice the thing in the road until he almost hits it
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He slows down, approaches, looks over the steering wheel Its a body and its not the only body a half dozen of them strewn across the road
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The guy's first impulse is to pull over and get out and try to help them, but something catches him Just doesn't feel right So he locks his doors and slowly drives around the bodies
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I hope this ends with "...truck full of manequins"
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Sharks Against Crisis Dummies
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