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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 May 2020

    eigenrobot Retweeted 𝕄𝖆𝖑 𝗚𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕥

    really trying hard not to tag certain accounts here they would appreciate it and it would be apt but i dont know them well enough to make it work well in case your reading this tweet, check it outhttps://twitter.com/MMMalign/status/1260974999168565248 …

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    𝕄𝖆𝖑 𝗚𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕥 @MMMalign
    Replying to @xvrqt @eigenrobot
    It's gay to have a big penis. https://twitter.com/MMMalign/status/1075874020795518981 …
    9:54 AM - 14 May 2020
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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 May 2020

        eigenrobot Retweeted Jamie

        as usual i have not read the Study and do not care whether its ""true"""""" in any sense ahwt matters is that its content fodderhttps://twitter.com/Jamie_Haszel/status/1260992754114592771?s=19 …

        eigenrobot added,

        Jamie @Jamie_Haszel
        Replying to @eigenrobot
        I’m sure that the self-reported measurements were all completely accurate. If there’s one thing men are known to be scrupulously honest about, it’s their size.
        3 replies 0 retweets 24 likes
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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 May 2020

        science isnt about "Truth" weve transcended this science is about expanding the space of possible joke's

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      4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 May 2020

        this is why true Scientists reckon william herschel to be the greatest of their clan

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      5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 May 2020

        this is a good joke google it google it damn you all

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      6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 May 2020

        ilu

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      1. James‏ @ztnra 14 May 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        I just tried this. Increasing gayness does not increase penile size. At least not long term...

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      2. Jamie‏ @Jamie_Haszel 14 May 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        I’m sure that the self-reported measurements were all completely accurate. If there’s one thing men are known to be scrupulously honest about, it’s their size.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 May 2020
        Replying to @Jamie_Haszel

        lol was it self-reported? oh well

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      1.  🔪‏ @leaacta 14 May 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        the virgin straights vs. the chad gays

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      2. Spencer A. Klavan‏ @SpencerKlavan 14 May 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Am I one because this is like brand catnip for me

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 May 2020
        Replying to @SpencerKlavan

        is that so 👀

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