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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 May 2020

      so great French playwright Molière writes a play about it trying to decide whether its okay for women to sleep around tries really hard to be cool abt it marries a girl half his age who starts stepping out immediately he protests that hes ok with this (he is not ok with it)

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 May 2020

      starts aggressively attacking male jealousy and female sexual emancipation gets Mad at his wife writes another play that he stars in as a guy whos trying to raise an innocent girl to be his wife, she steps out and marries the other guy conclusion: theyre all gonna cheat on you

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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 May 2020

      plus ca change

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    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 May 2020

      anyway his death was also fun he was tubercular while he acted in his final play "The Imaginary Invalid" he suffered an ironic hemorrhage onstage and died the church refused to bury him on hallowed ground and that, son, is why i am not paying for your theater major

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 May 2020

      updates after further investigation 1. i legitimately feel bad for him, and his wife did after his death recklessly beg Louis XIV to pull some strings and at least got him buried in the graveyard section that housed unbaptized infants (still somewhat mad at her)

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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 May 2020

          2. all of this fun at his expense WAS entirely unjustified as he wrote several plays absolutely savaging doctors which i mean come on im a sucker for this

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 May 2020

          moliere, check him out, i hear hes good

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