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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 5 May 2020

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    can you imagine how tired harrison Ford must have felt seeing his face reproduced on books like this say just wandering into barnes and Noble to get a coffee and seeing an entire section of the store full of Han solo potboilers just wearyhttps://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1141549266680176640 …

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    just remembered that some poor bastards got the contract to write some YA star wars expanded universe potboilers and entertained themselves by writing a villain called Zorba the Hutt and now I kind of want to reread them to see what else they slipped in to maintain their sanity pic.twitter.com/JNfUidSVmW
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    • Silver Key alth1u (due to inflation) (🤸,🤸) Jeff Mason 🎀 sonya supposedly 🤖 Corey Yanofsky, α-stable statistician Analytic Valley Girl Chris Thinkwert zywiec
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      1. The American Caliban‏ @substitute 5 May 2020
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        I remember Heather Graham talking about that, going from no-pay no-food indie movies to this thing where an action figure of yourself arrives with a note "please approve your head."

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      1. PoliMath‏ @politicalmath 5 May 2020
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        it takes very little twitter fame to realize how exhausting fame on a large scale must be

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      2. granderojo‏ @granderojo 5 May 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        I would be more pissed if the company went and invalidated all the books out of canon. "You mean to tell me you put my God damned face on those books for Nothing?!"

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      3. granderojo‏ @granderojo 5 May 2020
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        the star trek actors seem a lot more chill about their expanded universe and fans they're busy getting high bumping lines of coke off these type books with their fans on a cruise ship each year

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      2. Corey Yanofsky, α-stable statistician‏ @Corey_Yanofsky 5 May 2020

        title card: four days previous Jimmy: you booked Harrison? ah f... <sighs, shakes head> okay

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      2. Lee‏ @leepavelich 5 May 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Bet he liked the cheque that came in the mail tho

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      3. Lee‏ @leepavelich 5 May 2020
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        Michael Caine: "I have never seen [Jaws: The Revenge], but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific.”

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