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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 25 Apr 2020

      ok has it ever struck you as _strange_ that humans dont typically notice the relative size of other humans heads I mean exceptional cases exist but generally you notice immediately when someone is taller than you, or fatter, or balder, or everything about their attire

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 25 Apr 2020

      but when was the last time you took notice at all of the size of someones skull

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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 25 Apr 2020

          its just weird doesnt fit it something is off about this

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 25 Apr 2020

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          ill be damned https://twitter.com/BPD_GOD/status/1253970285683814400?s=19 …

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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 25 Apr 2020
          Replying to @BPD_GOD

          no shit huh

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        1. Muzanga Warrior‏ @xjourner 25 Apr 2020
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          Ears. I woke up one morning and everyone looked like clowns with wings protruding from the sides of their head.

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        1. Guy Takfiri‏ @paddingtonlopez 25 Apr 2020
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          Big phrenology energy

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        2. sol‏ @fire__exit 25 Apr 2020
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          why wouldn't you note the size of someone's head

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        3. Joscha Bach‏ @Plinz 25 Apr 2020
          Replying to @fire__exit @eigenrobot

          don't act surprised we always suspected that eigen tells people apart by the length and vibrancy of their foot hair

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        1. Shipwreck‏ @markthesnark 25 Apr 2020
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          I notice all the time Humphrey bogart Tiny body Huge head

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        1. Critter‏ @BecomingCritter 25 Apr 2020
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          Was at a party and met someone the same height as me but his eyes were significantly higher than me. It took me a moment before I realized his head was much smaller than mine.

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