Girlfriend, on phone with financial advisor: “Can I put a cat as my legal beneficiary? No? Oh okay. Thought I’d ask.”
Dying laughing 
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some good news today, finally!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Yeah haha It was real cute She’s all “I guess we can be girlfriends” Me: “is that you ASKING me? I don’t know; I have 5-6 people to call. You can do better, cmon”
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