It is the way of floors to be dirty. Entropy carries dust and grime down the gravity well; shit rolls downhill. To deny this--to fight this, futilely!--is to spit in the face of God. Indeed, the wise undertand: Nature abhors a vacuum.
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@selentelechia "will you vacuum the floors today?"@eigenrobot "Not only will I not vacuum, I will justify my refusal on Twitter via puns."1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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